Posted by
Philip Mella on Thursday, October 15, 2009 2:55:19 PM
There’s a wealth of historical evidence that talent, whether in sports, acting, or humor, doesn’t translate well into other professions. Garrison Keillor’s piece in Salon is but the latest example, and his annoying, sarcastic verve for criticizing conservatism ably demonstrates that his wit is stronger than his reason.
You have to read his breezy prose closely because he deftly moves from speaking of “we” when opportunistically lionizing Americans as “a passionately patriotic people, infused with a love of our country, and our land” to finishing the very same sentence with “we have a limited patience for fools, such as the ones who now dominate the right.”
These kinds of intellectually lightweight tactics have a long and discredited pedigree among liberals, because by smirking they can avoid the harder task of mounting a credible argument. Indeed, by separating the presumptively patriotic Americans from the pariah conservatives they demonize the latter, this despite the fact that it’s conservatives who stand up for such timeless American principles as a color-blind society, property rights, the virtues of low taxation, and an unapologetic endorsement of our Founding Father’s values—not liberals.
Yet Keillor has the temerity to call conservatism “weighted down with bigotry and cynicism.” I guess he forgot that it was Obama who spent two decades attending the church of an unambiguous racist and, who cynically dismissed any chance for success in Iraq as a fool’s errand. And, isn’t it patently cynical to argue that the government—not the free market place—is the best guarantor of a health care system that can maintain patients’ freedoms to choose their physicians and the health plan that best suits them?
These aren’t hair-splitting subtleties that a man like Keillor can’t grasp. Rather, it’s merely indicative of the modern liberal sensibility which bloviates about patriotism but instinctively recoils from any foreign policy that might include the strategic use of military might; which lectures us about race relations but reflexively plays the race card, from Obama who criticized the white law enforcement office who arrested the black professor to the latest fusillade, the baseless and despicable attack against Rush Limbaugh.
Keillor and his liberal pals would be performing an act of immense self-centered generosity if they would stop excoriating conservatives and constructively focus on promoting an agenda of economic growth, race-neutral programs, health care reform that is patient and physician focused, and a foreign policy that advances America’s strategic interests.
But, based on the sophomoric palaver emanating from the likes of Keillor, that kind of intellectual transformation is unlikely anytime soon.